Welcome to the Upper East Side. I'll be your guide through the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

For those of you just joining, let's play a little catch up shall we? E was outed by G at a family dinner with S and mom. After N found out B and C had slept together, that royal couple when down the drain. S and D gave it a shot, but sadly missed the basket. N and V had a thankfully short-lived fling. C convinced B to give him an actual chance. Little J has been royally dumped by both her gay pretend boyfriend and her elite posse. S, E, and C are now living under the same roof, and unhappily related. The big questions on everyone's minds are as follows:

Is G really gone, or will she be back with a vengeance?
Are S and D really over?
and if so, will V and D rekindle that old flame?
Has little J really given up, or merely playing another game of cat and mouse?
Has C really changed, or will he screw over B without a second thought?

I know you all want to know the dirty deets and I'll be the one to give them to you, like it or not.

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Gossip Girl.